Shit Makers Anonymous

Pizza for dinner = Brown shit in the morning

Full meals your friend paid for at Andhra mess = loose shit in the morning. Depending on your efficiency and load bearing capacity, could also lead to continuous shitting the whole day. Do not ask me about the consistency. I am more than sure it may vary.

Tempted to test?? Be my guest ;)

Pure basmati rice and vegetables = gratifying crap the next day.

For you steak eaters its just Black crap.

Channa Batoora and plenty of it = no shit.

Followed by constipation through out the day and oh not to mention the pungent fumes of methane emanating from the same orifice, also called flatulence (for you nitwits who did not get that, I’m talking about a fart, you fart!) which would indubitably make even your best of friends to plot your murder or the more fortunate others to think they would rather die than stick around you!!!

Point is, we turn a very nice yummy looking and mouth watering Spinach Quiche into a greenish gewy stinky substance called shit!

Aren’t we all but shit making machines with varying efficiencies? So much for all of us!

P.S. Sadly my memory can neither remember the consistency nor the color of the crap after having binging a boat load of alcohol. Any help in the aforementioned department would be greatly appreciated and would be treated with a beetroot salad.

P.P.S. Sounds all crappy eh!? (it should after all!) but you should definitely accede there is some element of profundity (or profoundness!?) in my discourse.

After all, we give so much importance to this body (that does nothing but produce shit) than concentrating on improving our intellect and purifying our mind.